(All Dave needs is two wheels and the open road to keep in shape)
It seems the new residents of Number 11 Downing Street are somewhat unimpressed by the interior design style of the former residents. SamCam has apparently decided that only black marble will do for the kitchen [darling], while carpets are also reportedly being ripped out and a partition wall installed. Meanwhile, Dave, treasuring the rounded paunch he has acquired since the frantic pace of the campaign trail slowed to the largely sedentary life of PM, has chucked out Tony’s mirrored gym.
And so, with the flourish of a Smythsons accessory, the last vestiges of Tony Blair are swept from Downing Street…although, with one monument nearing the skip, Tony is already busy arranging another, this time with “blood money” (apparently), as the Royal British Legion will tell you…
